Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The misadventures of Bob

Do you all know Bob? Well, if you do not have a clue who he is, then I will tell you. Well, Bob is a blue classic space astronaut who is always having his own little adventures and always getting lost because he has no sense of direction. He is also ALWAYS being a good time charlie and he practically NEVER has a darn clue of what anybody is doing, since he is always
in his own imaginary world frolicking through a meadow of pink daisies and thinking about monkeys. And his life dream is to have a cooking show. WHAAAATTT! You cannot be serious! Do you know how many........ oh, forget it. I am going
home. Oh yeah, and uhhh..... could ya lock up for me kid?
Thanks!


Friday, March 27, 2009

Lego Olympics




In the Lego Olympics, only the best of the best can enter.This contest involves some of the most challenging sports in the world, involving the best players at these sports from every country. So get your game face on and start watching!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

space cruiser spotted


Attention Lego fans! A huge space cruiser has been spotted by astronauts! But do not panic. DO NOT PANIC! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

cody the fairy princess


Attention Lego fans! Commander Cody has been seen wearing a pink fairy princess outfit! Paparazzi say that Cody was planning to go to.....................a Barbie convention in Anaheim,California!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

soda pop Lego

Attention bloggers! A blue classic Lego space astronaut is trapped in a coca-cola machine! Firemen are trying to get him out as we speak because he looks really freaked out for a guy who was just chilling out!

chocolate Lego!


Today, a local man was walking by the chocolate store in town and fond a huge pile of minifigures and bricks covered in solid chocolate! The police are investigating the sweet crime scene which is chocolate right now,the world records book writers are here to see this evil also,and pedestrians are taking the chocolate away to eat!

Lego discoveries





Of all the years the minifig has existed,they have made remarkable discoveries.Like when the minifig first discovered the gear, or how they could actually send people into space.But whatever the finding is, a Lego minifigure will surely find it.Oh yeah,I also forgot to mention the time they found out about video games.

attack of the Lego minifigures!


Attention! There is an LED lighting experiment going on,and we wanna show you what our scientists are doing right now!

Lego biker trip



Attention all Lego fans! Today is the start of the biker trip from the start of route 66 to the end, and all of the minifigs in town are joining!So get on your boots,leather,and get ready for a ride you will never forget!

invasion of the imperial guards!

Attention Lego fans!A massive army of imperials has been spotted destroying the city!Do not confuse them with British,because,remember they wear red,not blue!

Friday, March 20, 2009

molding in here

When a Lego minifig falls into a mold,what will happen?His friend wonders what happened when he cannot find him for days.But one day, he finds his friend covered in goo,standing next to a life size body cast..................of him!

Lego turns 50


Attention all bloggers on brick builders!It is time to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Lego!In 1932,Ole Kirk Christiansen,a Danish toy maker, started making toys.But not until 1958 had the interlocking plastic bricks we love today were created.So get your party hat,cake,and get some friends and start celebrating the long and awsome history of Lego!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

camo cool


Attention Lego Fans! A man wearing a homemade camouflage army costume has been seen walking around the city!And he is armed!So look out because if you look into his eyes, you will faint at how cool he is!

bye,bye,bush!


Today is a time to celebrate! Because our new president has been elected!So, meet the new president................Barack Obama!And to celebrate,we have unleashed Obama products!But now, let us say our good-byes to our old president.........George W. Bush.

streaking man (censored)


Attention all Lego fans! There is a naked minifig running from the 5-0 in Brickville! He is not armed, but he is but naked and on the run. If you see him, call the police immediately ! But do not panic. DO NOT PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!