The misadventures of Bob

Do you all know Bob? Well, if you do not have a clue who he is, then I will tell you. Well, Bob is a blue classic space astronaut who is always having his own little adventures and always getting lost because he has no sense of direction. He is also ALWAYS being a good time charlie and he practically NEVER has a darn clue of what anybody is doing, since he is always
in his own imaginary world frolicking through a meadow of pink daisies and thinking about monkeys. And his life dream is to have a cooking show. WHAAAATTT! You cannot be serious! Do you know how many........ oh, forget it. I am going
home. Oh yeah, and uhhh..... could ya lock up for me kid?
Thanks!